The Pineapple Towel

…and the Pineapple Doormat. Or, A Tale of Two People Who Love Each Other Having a Small Argument. Or, The Pervading Inside Joke of this Marriage.

Once upon a time, while Justin and I were engaged, we went to Bed Bath & Beyond to start on a wedding registry. It was a Saturday, late in our senior year of college, at least a month before the wedding invitations with our wedding website—including the registry information—on them would be sent. We hadn’t a care in the world.

At first, it was delightfully fun….